Taking the biscuit - another David.....
This David gets ups and downs but usually swings somewhere in the bemused centre of life and its absurdities.
I can often be seen quietly watching life go by with a wry grin on my face.
Over the decades I've met some really funny ordinary people that have made my stomach hurt through laughter.....
One such fellow was another David and a "
State of California registered
Security Officer" as I am...
The
DJ and
Google business was going through a quiet or boring phase and I usually ended up working for a leading name security company when I felt the need for some sun, fun and laughs.
I was on an assignment at an enormous business park in
San Ramon, California - just outside
San Francisco. The contract was good and I got my own nice vehicle with flashing lights and such.
I was on the day shift which I enjoyed as I was solo with the main guards coming on duty for the "swing shift" - I relieved / woke up the graveyard shift.
I always took Saturday off as I was generally booked to DJ/MC a wedding in the area - I chose to work Sunday day shift as I would be really knackered and Sunday was a good day for loafing in the sun and meeting all my co-workers on a very easy shift.
It was one Sunday that was so hot (103f) that I heard laughter on the radio system and calls of "Hey David come check out David .... at BR8" so in need of a laugh I head off to BR8 which was an office block mid build. It was merely girders and cement on a building site.
I arrived at BR8 and did the obligatory handbrake stop with a cloud of dust surrounding my Chevy Blazer to be met with about six other Security Officers cracked up laughing pointing up to the top of the skeleton of a building....
There atop the girders about eight floors up was David..... stark naked playing "Mickey and Minnie Mouse" (which the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah band wrote and recorded) on an acoustic guitar.
It was hilarious and I later learned that David.... was a fellow
Bipolar Disorder person that often forgot to take his meds OR doing something really silly and mixing it up with pot.
I was shift supervisor but what was I supposed to do? The guy was harmless enough and we all had a laugh.... No harm no foul. I never did hear anymore about David..... but he was a lot of fun or down in the dumps.
I like steady oh and a jolly good laugh....
David